Monday, October 09, 2006

I don't believe it

A whole bunch of smart people are saying that North Korea tested a nuclear weapon. This is clearly bullshit because they promised Jimmy Carter that they wouldn't. He got that shiny medal as proof from the Nobel Committee [corrected from "UN"-- I'm occasionally dumber than normal].

I won't believe it.... I'm going to sit here and hold my hands over my ears and recite "Foley is a pedophile" for a month.