Islamic soccer rules
At some point we must drop the pretense of politeness and simply begin telling these people: You. Are. Fucking. Insane.
I'm sorry, but sometimes tough-love is needed. We've been sugar-coating this for a while, but it might be time for more bitter medicine.
One billion people in the world are tyrannized by a paranoid and hateful thought-system promulgated by maniacs that, were it not termed "one of the world's great religions," would be deemed a fucking psychiatric condition.
And we're all supposed to nod our heads and say "Yes, by Allah, 'Islam' means peace."
Well, perhaps. But not the way a lot of the current Defenders of the Faith are defining it.
Read the list. If this is real, then I'm afraid there's no other term that can apply to this madness than "batshit over-the-fucking moon crazy-eyed lunatic ravings."
This is my favorite of the proposed rules:
8. Young crowds should not gather to watch when you play because if you are there for the sake of sports and strengthening your bodies as you claimed, why would people watch you? You should make them join your physical fitness and jihad preparation, or you should say: "Go proselytise and seek out morally reprehensible acts in the markets and the press and leave us to our physical fitness."Also make sure you also check out his post with the ones that are jokes (though they are tough to tell apart).