Other Military Idioms

During my brief stint in uniform a lifetime ago I always got a kick out of some of the idioms that are frequently used, mostly by NCOs, to describe subjects of their derision. I'd never heard, "Stuck on Stupid" until yesterday. Until then my favorite had always been, "F*cked up as a soup sandwich." I know there were plenty of others, but the years and the whiskey have erased them from my mind. Anyone have any others they are particularily fond of?

Linked to The Mudville Gazette.