I Say We String This Bitch Up!
LOVELAND, Ohio -- An Ohio woman was arrested after she didn't pay just more than $1 that she owed in income taxes, WLWT-TV in Cincinnati reported. Deborah Combs owed the city of Loveland $1.16 last year, but she also hadn't filed her city income tax forms in five years, the television station said.
I can't even find a comment to make. Just let someone PLEASE come in here and tell me I've been taken by another hoax.