Monday, December 12, 2005

Best conversations of the weekend

From my five year old at my grandmother's visitation:

In front of the casket. "Boy, she really IS dead." ..... My mom... "I don't think he'll be giving the eulogy."

From my old college roommate the attorney:

After his daughter rejected potty training in a rather obvious way. "Who'd have thought four years ago that I'd have 3 kids in 3 years?"..... me..... "Who'd have thought four years ago that you would ever react so well to having someone take off their pants and piss on your floor?"