Friday, December 22, 2006

Holy Crap, someone do the math

I don't think this is even possible. I'm talking math. Let's pretend this woman is trying to tell the truth.

100,000 since she was 15. 20 years. That's 5,000 every year. I'll let you do your own math from there.

She claims to have had sex with 100,000 men. I wasn't even married to this woman

Charges Dropped, New Ones Added

I simply cannot imagine what it's like to be falsely accused of a crime in this manner.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Making me feel better about myself

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Gobble Gobble

Particularly since the movie There's Something About Mary every guy has been really careful with the zipper. You never really think about getting your throat caught in your coat zipper, though. Don't do this. Trust me. You look like a fucking idiot and, again, trust me, it hurts.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Infamy. Day. History

Today in my mind is the one that will live in infamy.

God do I wish I had something to post that was interesting to someone other than myself

Here's a shameful confession for anyone reading: I've been watching Sex in the City. I hate them all.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Sorry for all the quiet

I'm otherwise engaged.